Arrgghhh... A real pirate cap'tian has peg legs, and hooks for hands! And he don't be dressin' like an Anglo-Saxon landlubbin' bilge pumpin' poopdeck swabber!
Hook hands be bloody, gold-plated, or be havin' thumbs, claws, horns or boxing gloves...
Pegs that be wood come with walkers,toes, and even mini-cannon...
Pegs that be metal be havin' mudflaps, flashights, or cleats